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Kenny Powers Career Stats

Stats taken from the back of the Kenny Powers baseball cards. You can also view stats by team / season below, with pitch velocity, a short summary, and off-color comments made in all cities.

Season Team G IP H ER BB SO W L SV ERA
2002 ATL 62 67 ? 21 30 106 7 3 49 2.85
2003 NY 64 62.2 ? 33 20 79 7 3 39 4.74
2004 SF 52 54.2 ? 40 27 44 3 10 30 6.59
2005 BOS 15 12.2 ? 12 9 6 0 6 3 8.57
2006 SEA ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
TOTAL   208 221 ? 107 86 263 21 22 133 4.40

Stats by Season w/ Summary

For some reason he just can’t seem to play for a team 2 years in a row...

Atlanta Braves

Season Team G IP H ER BB SO W L SV ERA
2002 ATL 62 67 ? 21 30 106 7 3 49 2.85
Kenny Powers with Owners

Average Fastball Pitch: 101 MPH

The 2002 Season:

As a rookie Kenny got the final out of the 2002 World Series (2-out bases loaded K). Now famous, he was “given the keys to the kingdom”, but decided to file for free agency in an ego-fueled press conference.

Famous Last Words:

“I’m sick and tired of carrying all the weight – the coaches and owners not giving me the sh*t I need to win... Atlanta, you’re f*cking out. Kenny Powers is now a free agent. Buy a bar and get sh*t faced. Get me paid, bitch... Superstar!”

New York Yankees

Season Team G IP H ER BB SO W L SV ERA
2003 NY 64 62.2 ? 33 20 79 7 3 39 4.74
Kenny Powers Getting Interviewed in NY

Average Fastball Pitch: 95 MPH

The 2003 Season:

Kenny signed his first free agent contract with the New York Yankees. Velocity was down a bit, and he immediately offended the city in one of his first interviews when asked how he felt about playing for New York.

Famous Last Words:

“You mean Jew York? Its f*cking great...”

San Francisco Giants

Season Team G IP H ER BB SO W L SV ERA
2004 SF 52 54.2 ? 40 27 44 3 10 30 6.59
Kenny Powers Getting Interviewed in SF

Average Fastball Pitch: 90 MPH

The 2004 Season:

Less of a fastball, and once again on to another new city. Did he have a recliner next to Barry Bonds???

Famous Last Words:

“I've got to tell you, I thought the blacks in Baltimore were bad, but it turns out they're nothing compared to these fags you got in San Francisco.”

Boston Red Sox
Season Team G IP H ER BB SO W L SV ERA
2005 BOS 15 12.2 ? 12 9 6 0 6 3 8.57
“I Said I’m not on steroids!!!”

Average Fastball Pitch: 88 MPH

The 2005 Season:

His third team in as many years... With his velocity dropping even more, Kenny allegedly turned to steroids. Soon he was caught up in the steroid controversy that would eventually sweep baseball.

Famous Last Words:

“I said I'm not on steroids!”

Seattle Mariners
Season Team G IP H ER BB SO W L SV ERA
2006 SEA ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
“And Powers kicks his glove...”

Average Fastball Pitch: 83 MPH

The Season:

By now his fastball is in the tank, and it looks like he spends too much time partying like Darryl Strawberry... He gives up a grand slam to his nemesis, Reg Mackworthy, and that does it for his career.

As Called by Charlie Steiner:

“A career that once showed so much promise. You can feel the sun going down on it right here... There’s a long fly ball and its way back there. The nail in the coffin of a career. And Powers kicks his glove...”

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